Haiyoh sorry lah i need help please?

I want to buy tv cheap cheap for my angry wife. Now my girlfriend also want tv. Is there any place where i can buy tv cheap cheap that says buy one free one? Like this i can die lohhh. I dont know what else to do lohh. If my wife catch me again i sure kena chip chop like that poor fellow. I tell you ah, must learn how to cover line one you know. So back to the question. I need to buy tv that says buy one free one. Like this i must get a lorry pickup to carry. But i will ask my freind Ah Beng to lend me a helping hand lohh. Dont worry okay malaysians. I will not break my back one. Cincai cincai mah.