Sunday, August 14, 2011
"OH HOOOUSE, WHERE R YOOOU!" has anyone seen our house?
Ah i see the problem you are having, unlike most other creatures houses are quite difficult to hunt, you can't just lay a trap down with a bit of cheese in it like you can with them dumb mice, no good just hanging about the savanna patiently and silently with a gun hoping for a good shot, you really need to take time and consideration choosing the right bait etc try picking a nice spot on a beach or hillside somewhere and lay down one huge hinged bear type trap, bait it up with a few greasy estate agents and make the false call of a duck from behind a nearby rock or tree, alternatively choose one you like and if its not empty then send in the hunting party guns and all to chase out the occupying animals kind of like cuckoos do to other species, its ok its nature so don't feel bad if they cry, oh and also if any of them are displaying aprons on their chests you might want to consider keeping them for around the house, kind of like the little sucky cleaner fish in an aquarium, ya know the ones that don't eat much but work like crazy?
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